Me: I'm sorry I made your morning suck :(
Ryan: It still sucks.
M: Why? What's up?
R: Testing!!!!! No!!!
M: Relax. You always do great on tests. You can do this.
R: But the computer isn't working.
M: Oh no :( Bitch to the teacher.
R: They're trying to figure it out. Another computer has the same problem.
M: It's not a virus, it's a computer PLAGUE!
R: AAAAH
M: What if all the school computers get the plague and die but in the past they got zombie virus and I.T. never noticed so when they die of computer plague they come back as zombies and kill everyone in the computer lab?
R: You just made me lol. And most all of the computers are messing up in some way.
M: And then the zombie virus & computer plague become airborn & the smart phones catch them & all the popular kids hiding in the bathrooms are attacked by their own front pants pockets (OUCH) & you are the only survivor because we are too cheap to get you 3G. YOU'RE WELCOME!
R: lol
And then she never said anything else so I assume that either the computer glitch got fixed and testing resumed, the computers killed everyone, or she got busted texting her mom during class.
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