Me: Hey I was reading in AARP magazine how you should invest in forever stamps to save money when the price goes up.
Tom: (distracted) Yeah.
Me: Which is why 200 stamps are coming in the mail. I'm offsetting the one cent price hike projected to come next year with a $1.72 shipping fee. Ironic that they charge to mail you stamps, isn't it.
Tom: (groan)
Me: Why do you always look like you have a headache when I tell you what I've done? You should come home every day and ask me how my day has been so that these things don't blindside you.
Tom: (incredulous look)
Me: For instance, the hammock in the hallway? That was an awesome deal! A hundred and twenty five dollars for a two hundred and fifty dollar hammock. And I know that was the original price because it was written right there next to the sale price. I didn't even have to price compare.
Tom: Mmm hmm.
Me: And did you know that right now we have 3 bath mats coming? Memory foam, Tom! They'll remember our feet! How could you not want that kind of service from your bath mat?
Tom: This is why I look like I have a headache when you tell me what you've done.
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You must use stamps alot. I think I use five or less per year.
No, we don't. I think we use maybe a dozen a year, and that's because we still mail out birthday invites.
I thought you were going to say Christmas cards. Birthdays never crossed my mind.
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