2. My "happy pills" bottle in my purse is now just for digestive problems. Pepto, Imodium, Gas-X, you get the picture.
3. The natural highlights I wanted when I was young have finally come in, in white.
4. I finally learned how to walk in heels and now my ankles are weak.
5. It took me a decade to lose the baby weight enough to go out without Spanx, but now I need shapewear for my upper arms.
6. The saying about women hitting their sexual peak in their 40s has come true, but I seem to have hit my 'getting tired at 8pm' peak at the same time.
7. I can finally afford to buy drugs but the only ones I seem to want are ibuprofen and digestive pills.
8. I've finally grown into my looks, at an age where I feel ridiculous if I dress sexy.
9. I can now afford cute hoodies and sweaters but all I can wear are cardigans and flannels because hot flashes.
10. I finally figured out how to style my hair / what the best cut is for my hair, and it's changing in texture and I have to use women's Rogaine at the roots.
...to be continued
