I want to make quilts. I'd love to crochet if Tommy would leave my projects alone and not unravel them. I see a shirt with ruffles and think, "That's cute." I look at soda and see thick goopy corn syrup. I shop for bras and look for coverage and support, not sex appeal and fashion. I read about politics and the economy, not celebrity gossip. I think dark lipstick looks tacky. I think hickeys look trashy ('cause they do). I watch PBS and documentaries. I wear sweaters if the temp gets below 60`. I regret my tattoos. If given a thousand dollars, I'd probably go shopping for household goods like sheets and towels, or maybe a new handbag.
I fear what the future holds. I think I'm becoming an elderly Jewish woman, at least from what I've seen on the TV. You want I should bring you a jacket?