Friday, August 19, 2011

Labor day is coming up, you know.

If I believes in an immortal soul, I would sell mine for a 3 day weekend alone in a hotel with good lighting and room service.  I would stitch my quilt, crochet the baby blanket I'm making for my brother and his pregnant wife, and let other people cook for and serve me whatever I feel like eating.  I would sleep in, poop with the door open, and never have to utter the words, "Why is the baby crying?" or, "Thomas, stop it!"  It is my dream.


Anonymous said...

I'm remembering an episode of the Simpsons.....Bart sells his soul to Millhouse for 5 bucks. Right after, dogs no longer like Bart and automatic doors stop opening for him, etc etc etc. Is it worth it? HELL YES!

Anonymous said...

If only there was a fairy godmother, who could fly in and grant your wish to you.