Friday, August 19, 2011
Labor day is coming up, you know.
If I believes in an immortal soul, I would sell mine for a 3 day weekend alone in a hotel with good lighting and room service. I would stitch my quilt, crochet the baby blanket I'm making for my brother and his pregnant wife, and let other people cook for and serve me whatever I feel like eating. I would sleep in, poop with the door open, and never have to utter the words, "Why is the baby crying?" or, "Thomas, stop it!" It is my dream.