Friday, August 19, 2011

Labor day is coming up, you know.

If I believes in an immortal soul, I would sell mine for a 3 day weekend alone in a hotel with good lighting and room service.  I would stitch my quilt, crochet the baby blanket I'm making for my brother and his pregnant wife, and let other people cook for and serve me whatever I feel like eating.  I would sleep in, poop with the door open, and never have to utter the words, "Why is the baby crying?" or, "Thomas, stop it!"  It is my dream.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm remembering an episode of the Simpsons.....Bart sells his soul to Millhouse for 5 bucks. Right after, dogs no longer like Bart and automatic doors stop opening for him, etc etc etc. Is it worth it? HELL YES!

Heather said...

If only there was a fairy godmother, who could fly in and grant your wish to you.