Being petrified to walk in a room where everyone else is sitting, because they'll all notice if I stumble and they may laugh at me for it.
Being scared to walk in heels for the same reason.
Not inviting people over because when I look at it from a guest's perspective, my house suddenly gets much messier and absolutely filthy.
Rambling like a lunatic when confronted with anyone I want to make a good impression on.
Naming bugs we find in the house to make them less frightening. "Don't touch Eduardo; he may be venomous!"
Giving up on teaching your child proper prioritizing skills and instead teaching him to blame his quirks on OCD.
Hiding Nicolas Cage faces around the house just to creep out your husband. (How can this not be normal? I got the idea from pinterest.)