Monday, April 15, 2013

I just want a monkey butler. Why is that too much to ask for?

I've found a monkey table I want. But it's $180.00, which is a lot of money to spend on a table that will drive Tom nuts and possibly scare the children.  Also, it comes pre-named, and for $180.00 I think I should get the right to name my own monkey table. I certainly wouldn't name it Winston, that's for sure. I think I'd name it Zac Efron. Zac Efron the monkey butler. I like it.


3 comments:

Lua Morris said...

Are you getting this monkey butler? It seems rather expensive? Where/how do you use it? You crack me up.

chronicbliss said...

I would LOVE to get the monkey butler, but I can't justify the cost. If it ever goes on clearance, though, watch out! And it's a side table. It's just a little thing you set the remote or your reading glasses on, and try not to fear an uprising from while you sleep.

Lua Morris said...

Side table never crossed my mind. I hope it goes on sale for you.