The other day I bought three things for the new house. I purchased two mezuzahs and a What the shit?! wall graphic. Here are my issues with these purchases. Completely unpredictable and in no way asinine issues. A) I can't read Hebrew so I don't know which way to hang my mezuzahs. And B) I'm not sure where to put my creepy stalker man graphic to ensure that it gets noticed but it's not in your face that it's completely lame.
Why does spellcheck flag mezuzah? I think it may be anti-semitic.