Saturday, December 17, 2011
My husband's ass is a WMD!
My husband ate chilli today. He likes it; I hate it, but he did agree to take his Beano before eating it. Apparently his colon saw the Beano as a challenge, a challenge it won. My house not sounds like a frog-squashin and smells like somebody backed over the gas meter. (I know because I've done that before. You get to call 911. Weeeeeee!) I think Tom is getting more Beano in his Xmas stocking this year, and maybe some Gas-X too. Does Gas-X stop the farts? Something needs to stop them. We can't live like this! We'll all need respirator masks!