Me: (grabbing the Little Mermaid box) You boys want to watch a mermaid movie? Your sister used to love this movie so much. It was her favorite.
Danny: Yaaaaaa
Tommy: NO! I scared of mermaids!
Me: (looking at the happy cartoon fish on the box) How can you be scared of mermaids?
Tommy: Monster mermaids. Deeny scared of monster mermaids.
Me: No, mermaids aren't monsters. They're happy singing girls.
Tommy: (and this took a while for me to translate and decipher) Monster mermaids with boobies pull the pirates in the water and cry in the bottle and she needs a shirt and I scared of monster mermaids!
Me: Well this one is different and your father doesn't get to rent movies for you boys anymore.
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Thursday, October 27, 2011
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