Monday, January 07, 2008

Jesus is the shiznit

The local evangelical uberchurch in town, which thinks it's more important than it is and has a freaking billboard out front on which it puts pithy little messages, apparently loves da gangsta speak. The sign now says:

New Year's Resolution: Increase prayer, Speak sofly, Know Jesus

I can't help it. I don't like the church and its focus on conversion rather than actually being a good person, so I mock its spelling errors. Every time I drive by I am compelled to speak urban street slang. "Yo yo yo! I be down wit da brotherman Jesus cuz I be speakin SO FLY!" "Dat be whack, homeboy! Da man upstairs be havin MY back cuz I speak so fly. Word."

Spellcheck is going to love this post. And I am going to go to Hell.

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