Saturday, October 08, 2011

More things I've learned about myself from my Spam folder

  1. I need to get BIGGER through supplements. (I think this spambots thinks I'm a guy.)
  2. I need to be smaller through supplements. (This one just thinks I'm fat. How does it know?!)
  3. I need a $10,000 scholarship.
  4. I need to find senior housing.
  5. I may qualify for disability benefits.
  6. I need an iPad, but I only have $25 to spend on it.
  7. I need Canadian drugs.
  8. I have an Asian fetish. I assume that's a fetish for Asian people, not a fetish I ordered from Asia.

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