Tommy: Deeny need pay t'abus for Keemis.
Me: You're not even trying to speak English anymore, are you?
Tommy: Deeny like pay t'abus. Sanna Quaz bring pay tabus for Deeny.
Me: It's Portugese or something, right. And you do it on purpose.
Tommy: Mommy! Wizzen (listen). Booka me, wizzen. (Look at me, listen.)
Me: Okay. Now explain slowly because Mommy's not bright.
Tommy: Pay T'abus fight Doopin murtz. (now he starts pantomiming karate chops and kicks.)
Me: Ohhh, I get it. Perry the Platypus fights Doofenshmirtz.
Tommy: Deeny like Pay T'abus. Sanna Quaz need bring Deeny Pay T'abus pezzen Keemas.
Me: You think Santa Claus should bring Danny a Perry the Platypus present for Christmas?
Tommy: yes! Okay.
Me: How about if you give him one instead?
Tommy: Okay. Tommy do it.