Thursday, November 10, 2011

Just call me Rosetta Stone

Tommy: Deeny need pay t'abus for Keemis.

Me: You're not even trying to speak English anymore, are you?

Tommy: Deeny like pay t'abus. Sanna Quaz bring pay tabus for Deeny.

Me: It's Portugese or something, right. And you do it on purpose.

Tommy: Mommy! Wizzen (listen). Booka me, wizzen. (Look at me, listen.)

Me: Okay. Now explain slowly because Mommy's not bright.

Tommy: Pay T'abus fight Doopin murtz. (now he starts pantomiming karate chops and kicks.)

Me: Ohhh, I get it. Perry the Platypus fights Doofenshmirtz.

Tommy: Deeny like Pay T'abus. Sanna Quaz need bring Deeny Pay T'abus pezzen Keemas.

Me: You think Santa Claus should bring Danny a Perry the Platypus present for Christmas?

Tommy: yes! Okay.

Me: How about if you give him one instead?

Tommy: Okay. Tommy do it.


Anonymous said...

LMFAO - I love this and your previous post too. It's so good to have a bit of comedy relief during my day. I can always count on you for sharing your family's funniest moments.

Anonymous said...

Brian wants you to know that he figured it out right away. He didn't have to wait until the end of the story to discover what Tommy was saying. :)

chronicbliss said...

He understood Pay T'Abus?! The rest of it wasn't so bad but that one threw me for a loop. Especially since I'd just gotten used to Abus meaning Octopus.