Today I was crying about something stupid and Tommy came up and asked me why. I said, "PMS." He looked confused so I told him, "It's a girl thing." Still confused. So I tried to explain girl thing by saying, "Sometimes girls cry because they're girls. Girls are people who don't have wieners."
He pointed to his crotch. "I hab wiener."
"Yes you do."
"Daddy hab wiener."
"Yes he does, and no one is happier with it than Daddy is."
Then he got a really sad look on his face and said, "Mommy don't hab wiener anywhere. Sad Mommy."
So much for explaining PMS, or gender equality.