You know those little floaters you see in your eyes, the little squiggle things that you can see through/around but they still wiggle in your field of vision? When I was little my dad told me that when the sperm went into the egg it spilled open and all the genetic material from the father came out of it, and then if you were really unlucky the eyeball would develop around the "skin" of the sperm and you'd spend the rest of your life seeing that little tail bobbing around inside the juice of your eyeball.
Either my mom got knocked up by a LOT of those 2 tailed sperms or I need to see an eye doctor because sometimes lately it's hard to see through all these little floating squiggling shadows in my eyes. I also wish my first gut reaction wasn't to still think of them as sperm husks.
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