I walk into the living room and see that all of the couch pillows (there are about a dozen of them, in lieu of back cushions) are in a pile on one of the sofas, surrounding Tommy.
Me: Tommy, stop building castles out of the pillows.
Tommy: It's not a castle; it's a wall.
Me: Well stop building walls with the pillows. They're for the back of the couches, not to build with.
Tommy: But, Mommy! I'm playing Mongols! I need a wall.
I need to watch less History Channel with Tommy in the room. Either that or he needs to stop watching Kung Fu Panda cartoons.