Why does porn always get the new tech first. Video chat, skype, chatroullette, dvds, home video, drive in movies, all of it. Porn is the true visionary industry of the US. Yay naked capitalism!
A xanax and a half, plus 2 beers, will make you forget not to drink or take xanax. I type slow tonight.
My entire calendar is full of other people's medical appointments. My friend's mammogram I'm watching her kid for. My mom's oncology appointments. My kid's check ups and vaccinations. Yet Tom doesn't even text me when he'll be an hour late because he made a doctor appointment. WTF.
I mowed the lawn to feel all manly and competent, and all I feel is out of shape and sore. Goals always tend to look better from the front than from behind. It's a universal sucky truth.
How come my kids can't say anything coherently expect "More chocolate milk" and "macaroni and cheese"? It's creepy and nutritionally void.
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