I stopped drinking, and taking Xanax, so I'm having trouble sleeping. So here are some disjointed thoughts from my insomniac brain.
Essential oils aren't essential to anyone. Even a hippy could live without patchouli. The only thing an essential oil is essential to is the thing they wring it out of to sell it to hippies. So ha ha on all the patchouli loving hippies out there funding an entire industry of patchouli killers. You suck out their essence to rub on the unwashed and then the patchoulies all die! Really, wouldn't a Lady Speed Stick be better for everyone?
WTF is a patchouli, anyway? I know what it smells like, but not what it is. And for the record, it smells like a Big Lebowski fan, that's what it smells like.
Why is it that you can drink as much as you want if you never want to drink again but you have to stop drinking in order to retain your capacity to drink? And also, why is it perfectly okay to have a couple glasses of wine after a hard day, but not to drink an equal number of beers, for women anyway?
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