Tommy: Mommy, I need a base bore
Me: What? A baseboard?
Tommy (angry):No! A base bore!
Me: A space boar?
Tommy (irate): A base boy!
Me: What the frak is a base boy and why do you need one?
Tommy: A BASE BOY! IN YOU PUTER!
Me: A space bar?
Tommy: *heavy sigh* Yes! I need a base bar for to play my game!
That's when I hear the tiny DJ Lance voice in the background. "Press the space bar to jump." If there were an app to translate from little kid to English, I'd buy an iPhone tomorrow.