Today I learned that clinics are even more heartless than I already knew them to be.
I learned that DQ Moolattes actually are caffeinated, and they're caffeinated enough to keep a 2 year old up and hyper much past his bedtime.
I learned that couch cushion covers are machine washable.
I learned that a 12 ounce root beer upended on the couch is enough to convince me to wrap the inside of the cushions in plastic inside of the covers, even when it turns my sofa into a crinkly cat toy every time I sit on it.
I learned that my daughter's new cell phone is also an mp3 player.
I learned that I got the wrong cell phone. Mine's not an mp3 player. :(
I learned that my infant son is much happier facing me and talking to me than sitting on my lap facing out.