Today I learned that a staple gun in the basement, when heard through the bedroom floor and then over the baby monitor into the living room, sounds like gunfire.
Today I learned that a circular saw powering up in the basement, followed by a loud sneezing husband yelling sound, brings to mind images of dismemberment.
I learned that my kitten can climb a potted tree, even with his claws clipped.
I learned that my kitten can climb up onto the fish tank, and then seems rather clueless as to what to do next.
I decided to interpret these last two examples of evil genius as the reason villains in cartoons always have cats on their laps.
I learned that the divorce enthusiasts of the 70s and 80s are still among us, and loonier than ever.
I learned that I really hate the girl scouts. Not the girls themselves, but the whole thing with troops and leaders and councils and all of it. I will buy their cookies (sweet delicious cookies) but other than that I hate the whole thing.
I learned that I am sometimes just not as good as Daddy. (Today I was told, "No! Not Daddy!" when I tried to help my son.)
I learned that Tommy can be very grown up when he wants to be.
I learned that it will take a while to come up with a way to keep the damned cat off the fish tank.
I learned that Tom gets a funny look on his face when I am proven right. It's as if he cannot reconcile this with his world view.
I learned not to give Tommy long rolls of paper, because he tries to catch the cat with them, and then turns circles until he trips himself.
I learned that the human intestine was not designed to accommodate 2 boxes of thin mints in one day.
I learned that in a fight between granola bars and thin mints, intestinally, thin mints win.
And I forgot something today too. Today is, I am fairly sure, somebody's birthday. I cannot remember who, but I know it is somebody that I know or once knew. Possibly, CJ, but his facebook page doesn't say. Whoever it is, Happy Birthday and I'm sorry I've forgotten you.