Today I learned to never ever ever for the love of God talk politics on facebook. No matter how smart a person is in the whole rest of their life they will become a screaming demon asking "HOW COULD YOU VOTE FOR THAT GUY?! MY GUY WAS WAY BETTER!!"
Today I learned not to hide the obnoxious musical toy from Tommy in the play pen because the kitten will also hide in there and set the damn thing off constantly.
Today I learned that I need to buy moisturizer.
I learned that an aquarium light won't electrocute the fish if a 2 year old puts it in the fish tank.
I learned that 3 Colace only work for a day.
I learned that I am addicted to granola bars. Delicious, satisfying, constipating granola bars.
I learned that there really hasn't been any good end of the world music since the fall of Russia. What do you know, communism was good for something. (Good end of the world music here and here.)