Lately I've learned (cuz I don't remember how long it's been since I last did this) that I'm stuck in a paradox, and it sucks!
I learned that portrait studios make their money on one child only specials. $7.99 and free session for the first kid. $100 for the second.
I learned to take Beano before I eat fish, not after.
I learned that if it's going to get me in trouble, Tommy can speak full sentences.
I learned that there is still no greater movie than The Big Chill.
I learned that when walmart.com says there is no item matching your description within 200 miles of your zip code, there are probably five of them in the next town over, selling for $8 less than the online price.