So tonight we're gonna party like we just turned 99!

Happy New Year! Remember back when we were kids, before Pentium was a thing and we were all still laughing at Bill Clinton's promise of some magical future "information superhighway"? Back when plain white paper was called "typing paper" and printer paper came in long continuous reams with holes on the side? When we would do the math to figure out how old we'd be on New Year's 2000? Yeah, the fact that we remember that makes us old. So, Happy Arthritic New Year!